Job Application, what they sat and what they mean?

I know how to deal with stressful situations:





I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks.





I seek a job that will draw upon my strong communication %26amp; organizational skills:





I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do.





I'm extremely adept at all manner of office organization:





I've used Microsoft Office.





My pertinent work experience includes:





I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.





I take pride in my work:





I blame others for my mistakes.





I'm balanced and centered:





I'll keep crystals at my desk and do Tai Chi in the lunchroom.





I have a sense of humor:





I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly.





I'm willing to relocate:





As I leave San Quentin, anywhere's better.





I'm extremely professional:





I carry a Day-Timer.





My background and skills match your requirements:





You're probably looking for someone more experienced.





I am adaptable:





I've changed jobs a lot.





I am on the go:





I'm never at my desk.





I'm highly motivated to succeed:





The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.





I have formal training:





I'm a college dropout.





I interact well with co-workers:





I've been accused of sexual harassment.





Thank you for your time and consideration:





Wait! Don't throw me away!

Job Application, what they sat and what they mean?
you have been reading my application, i showed you that in confidence,pmsl


starred
Reply:sorry the post as been filled.lol
Reply:"We're not quite finished interviewing candidates--we'll let you know in a few days. Don't call us-we'll call you."
Reply:hahaha your jokes always put me in a good mood. lol
Reply:I like
Reply:Good one!
Reply:hahaha


brilliant


your best yet
Reply:hahahahahaaa brilliant!!!





Taking this one into work with me next week....,,pmsl
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:Hahahahahahaaa, that was soooooooo funny.
Reply:lmao , good one...thx for makng my day and cheering me up with your jokes and cheering me up, another awesome joke. Your on a roll today, keep em coming....star
Reply:i believe all those but babyblue going back to work is a bit far fetched


sorry for late answers


i been a tad busy
Reply:hahahaha!!!





good one!!

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